What do you Think Eep Opp really is?

[Ego Trip]

So, our favorite not safe for children, "Alien" Hottie, Eep Opp claims she's from Venus.. and Oh Man is her Culture Weird!

That being said, I figured for fun, we can totally share our opinion on what we Think Eep really is.. (Including if some of us think she is totally from Venus)

So share your thoughts and poll if you want!

1) She's totally from Venus
2) She's a magical creature a represenation of Earth's ideas of a nifty "Alien" from the 80s.. Sexy and weird.
3)She was created by VIPER hence the tail and why she's green and has weird powers!
4)Some lonely nerdy Science Dude doesn't like Catgirls, made a Sexy Alien Girl.
5).... I'm only putting this one up at the suggestion of some of my "Friends"... that she's a creation of my subconsciousness and Psychic powers.. Which is so not true it would say so many weird things about me!
6)She was created by Destroyer, she'll take over the world, somehow!
7) She's really a freaky Scary Alien in Disguise wearing a less frightening form to interact with us in!
8)Other! Explain!

[nwreck]

k imma try and answer

she cant be from venus coz we aint never found life there

she cant be a magical creature coz sum of da magic guyz would kno

she cant be created by viper coz she too good for dem suckas

she cant be created by sum lonely science dude coz shed have bigger knockers

she cant be created by ur subconsciousness coz shed be all over you

she cant be created by destroyer coz she aint a robot

she cant be a freaky scary alien in disguse wearing a less frightening form to interact with us in coz shed know girls scare sum people (but not me i just rather they dont touch me i mean kunoichi can have poison on there nails besides if she did sum1d be jealous)

so wat she is iz simple - she an alien from da starz. just not venus.

[Hardwired]

Hardwired-

Okay given what we know about her and the option presented attaching each of those a weight and the from there calculated out a percentage likelihood.

1 - She claims to be from venus + 10% to option one as no other explanation has any hard evidence.

2 - She has a fetish for collecting genetic material +25% to 3, 4, 6, and 7. +10% more to 4 due to her very sexually suggestive approach.

3 - She is very friendly but has little knowledge of social mores. +20% to option 1,2,4, and 7.

4 - She is empathic. -50% from 3,4, and 6

5 - She is very carefree and seems to be quickly bored. +20% to option 2.

6 - She claims that some of her body parts are separate anatomic entities and her tech is mostly bio ware. this is a huge +75% to other and that other being Telios, but I will give the aliens and viper a 10% here.

7 - Venus is uninhabitable - Till I complete my experiment with uno I cannot give this a fair rating.
... List goes on

So overall I give a percentage chances this way
1 really from Venus 1% Highly unlikely based on Drake's equation.

2 Magical creation 1% I never consider magic to be the likely reason for anything, note this as biased.

3 VIPER 20% She is green, she has weird powers, and from my own experiences there is nothing VIPER will not try once, but not enough snake.

4 Lonely nerd theory. 0.1% chance unless the nerd in question is Telios, she is far to complex.

5 Egos Imaginary friend 1% unlikely she seems real when Ego is not around, so unlikely.

6 Destroyer 10% to wacky but well with in his ability just not his idiom.

7 Scary Alien 20% She wants are genes and more are coming...

8a Alien or human transplanted to Venus by a third party after modification. 5%

8b Creation of Telios. The man made dinosaurs for his own amusement. He is a master of genetic manipulation and biotech. 41.9%

So I think Telios

[uno]

I think I'll second Telios. She's a DNA collector and she is definitely engineered somehow.

[gothgal]

That girl is just plain creepy in a Bimbo from Outer Space sort of way. I mean... she turns her boyfriends into baby food! Even Gothic is weirded out by her!

[morningstar]

I think Eep Opp is just a Jet Screamer Groupie.

The real question is if the name means "Meet Me" or "I Love?"




_{* Of course this brings to question whether "Ork Ahah" translates to "Tonight" or "You."}

[Bottle Fairy]

Wait we're hating on DNA collectors now?

But DNA is neat...